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Explain, Please!

This is just where we put some random information, miscalanous stuff that doesn't fit anywhere else.


Stupid Picture things

 

Barbies you will never see

  • Crash Test Barbie ...comes with car and brick wall
  • Opera Barbie ...complete with the horns and the brass brassiere
  • Marie Antionette Barbie ...with removable head; guillotine included
  • Hiroshima Barbie ...just a shadow of her former self
  • East German Swim Team Barbie ...a Barbie head on a Ken doll
  • Frozen Barbie on a Stick ...in your grocer's frozen food section
  • Forrest Gump Ken ...pull his string and he complains for two and a half boring hours
  • Divorce Barbie ...includes the house, the car, and half of Ken's belongings
  • Broken Bungee Barbie ...Barbie doll lying broken on the pavement
  • FrankenBarbie ...comes with bolts through her neck
  • Shock Therapy Barbie ...car battery and wires included
  • Samuel L. Jackson Ken ...he'll get medieval on you
  • Manic-Depressive Barbie ...with a set of Oriental throwing knives
  • Biker Barbie ...complete with leathers and tattoos
  • Fat Barbie ...in the following three varieties: Big Butt Barbie, Love Handles Barbie, More Chins than a Chinese Phone Book Barbie
  • Eye Patch Barbie ...with a choice of eye patch colors: purple, hot pink, or aqua!
  • Politically Incorrect Barbie ...pull the string and she loudly blurts all your favorite racial slurs
  • Death Row Barbie ...comes complete with cell; raunchy cellmate sold separately
  • Grunge Barbie ...with flannel shirt and a goatee
  • Homeless Barbie ...complete with stolen K-Mart shopping cart
  • Tattoo Barbie ...with tattoos you can apply!
  • Venus de Milo Barbie ...made of rock; no head, no arms
  New ideas?

As you might have guess already, this is our random page!  Because of that...I would like to add a disclaimer to all of our Weekly Random Collum things.  We did not write them, make them up, or think of them.  All we did was copy and paste them randomly off the internet. 

Each week, we feature two topics.  One is the Main Topic, the other is the topic that was last week.  If you would like to know where to find these topics, give us a email and we'll find them again and let you know within 48 hours. 

We've changed the names of our friends to protect them and us.  Not all of the information on this site about our personal selves is factual. 

Now, onto a lighter topic...We are always looking for new ideas for our web site, espcially this page.  So, if you have any thoughts about topics we could randomly cover on this page, please, let us know via email.  Thanks so much!

LAST WEEK'S COLLUM

From the Mouths Of s

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?

"You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming."
Alan, age 10

"No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with."
Kirsten, age 10

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

"Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then."
Camille, age 10

"No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married."
Freddie, age 6

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

"Married people usually look happy to talk to other people."
Eddie, age 6

"You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids."
Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

"Both don't want no more kids."
Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

"Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough."
Lynnette, age 8

"On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date."
Martine, age 10

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?

"I'd run home and play . The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the columns."
Craig, age 9

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

"When they're rich."
Pam, age 7

"The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that."
Curt, age 7

"The rule goes like this: if you kiss someone, you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do."
Howard, age 8

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

"It's better for s to be single, but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them."
Anita, age 9

"Single is better, for the simple reason that I wouldn't want to change no diapers. Of course, if I did get married, I'd just phone my mother and have her come over for some coffee and diaper-changing."
Kirsten, age 10

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?

"There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?"
Kevin, age 8

"You can be sure of one thing - the boys would come chasing after us just the same as they do now."
Roberta, age 7

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

"If you want to last with your man, you should wear a lot of pretty clothes, especially underwear that is red and maybe has a few diamonds on it."
Lori, age 8

"Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck."
Ricky, age 10

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Alexis' Song Excerpt of the Day-

Avril Lavigne-My World

You know I always stay up with out sleeping            

And think to myself                                                 

Where do I belong forever                                             

In whose arms, the time and place                                 

.............................

When you're all alone                                                    

in the lands of forever                                                  

lay under the Milky Way                                              

On and On, its getting too late out                              

I'm not in love this time, this night

MANDY'S Song Excerpt of the Day-

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Stupid Picture Things

Ok...because this is our Random Page...I just have to say it. They put these Stupid Picture things very randomly all over our site.  I think we have managed to get rid of MOST of them...but they are still very annoying.  And because this topic is kinda out of the box, so to speak, I felt the uncontrollable urge to say something under the Random Page.



Stupid Picture Things

See Above Stupid Picture Thing.  Need I say More?



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